Humorous Poems for Free
by Nicholas Gordon

Humorous poems, humorous poetry, funny poems, funny poetry, free for any personal or non-commercial purpose.
All poetry: copyright by Nicholas Gordon. For humorous stories, click on Humorous Stories for Free.

• A Receptionist Is a Person (Please Note!)
• A Turbonut Is Not a Nut
• A Valentine Is Nothing Like
• A Villanelle for Mother's Day
• Before I Ask Y'all, Please Understand
• Carol Yamaoka
• Charles
• Deep Sea Divers Dove One Day
• Dr. Barbara Rubin, in Her Consize and Pity
• Dr. Melendez's Head Is Now Quite Full
• Felice
• Flutes Are Doubled by the Violins
• From a Secret Admirer
• Gisela
• Graduation Is a Time (2)
• Harpies Are but Angels Who Are Harried
• Hobgoblins Know the Proper Way to Dance
• Holidays Are Holy Here in Heaven
• How Can I Fall in Love with Only Words
• I Can't Believe I'm Marrying/ My Grandma's Paperboy
• I Have a Monster Crush on You
• I Love Them Both, Can't Have Them Both
• I Love You & Etc.
• I'm Safe and Sound
• I Thought I Must Be Dreaming
• Linda Was Quite Lonely
• My Mother Loves Her Animals and Me
• On Passing Air
• On Your Day Just Want to Say
• Once I'm in My Bubble Bath
• Proverbs of a Nerd
• Recent Studies Have Shone
• Secretaries Seek Some Signs of Pleasure
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day
• Some Would Sing Unmercifully of Joy
• The Being of Being is Being
• The Girls Meet Once a Month
• There Has to Be Some Tension in Attention
• There Is a Dark and Gloomy Place
• There Is Within My Happenstance
• To a Terrier
• Wacky Carols
• We Met upon the Internet
• What a Puzzle Nick's Poems Are
• When You Were Just a Lad of Twenty
• Willie Loves Sky
• Young and Lovely, Strong and Sane

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Nicholas Gordon, P.O. Box 3043, Fort Lee, NJ 07024.

Poems for Free

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